A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two male talking parrots, which I have taught to
pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots over to
my house and we'll put them in the cage with them.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship and your parrots are sure to stop
saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded,
"this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
