Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there
was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that
whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death
could enter. He asked the first man how he died,
and the man replied,
"Imagine this...I suspected my wife was having
an affair behind my back and I wanted to find
out the truth. I came home from work one day to
surprise her and catch her in the act. When I
searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on
but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't
taking a shower.
I looked all around the house to find the
guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the
window sill outside. I pounded them until
he finally let go. When he fell he landed in
some bushes and God must have loved him
because he lived, so I threw the
refrigerator out the window to finish
him off. After all the excitement I
fell dead of a heart attack."
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,
"Imagine this...I'm minding my own business on
top of my apartment building. I was riding one
of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave
out and I flew off the side. I reached out and
caught a window sill, then some idiot started
pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed
in some bushes and God must have loved me
because I lived. But then that same idiot
threw his refrigerator out the window
and it crushed me."
"That, too, is horrible," said the gatekeeper.
Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was...
"OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator..."
