I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked donut eater. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn
tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
