101Funpages.com - My Dog Named SEX

Everybody who has a dog calls
him Rover or Boy. I call mine
Sex. Now Sex has been
embarrassing to me.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
competition began he ran away. Another contestant
asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned
to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

When my husband and I separated we went to court
to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
"Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"

The Judge said, "Me too".

Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.

He said "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the
alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.

My case comes up Monday...

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