Never trust a dog to watch your food.
-Patrick, 10
 
 
When your dad is mad and asks you,
Do I look stupid? Don't answer him.
-Michael, 12
 
 
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
-Lauren, 9
 
 
When you get a bad grade in school, show
it to your mom when she's on the phone.
-Alyesha, 13
 
 
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
-Nathaniel, 10
 
 
Don't squat with your spurs on.
-Jason, 9
 
 
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
-Emily, 10
 
 
When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
-Kimberly, 11
 
 
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
-Lyle, 9
 
 
Never try to baptize a cat.
-Elaine, 11
 
 
 
 

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